Today my grandma came over, and she gave me my birthday presents. Some of the things I got were a $50 Justice gift card and Angry Birds gummy candy, which baffles me because I hate that game... but my grandma buys weird presents. Last year she bought me a digital camera. Apparently she had somehow come to the conclusion that I really wanted one... which I haven't for like 3 years...
So we went to the mall to eat and then go shopping. When we went to Justice, I of course bought 3 large packs of socks, which all contained the most eye-burning shade of green you have ever seen. Allow me to give you an example.
Eye-burning, no? Closest color I could find, the actual socks were even more painful.
While we were looking for a new purse for me (No such luck... they were all either too big, too small, or looked like the 80s puked on them), I saw a notebook with a cute little ice cream cone with a chibi face on the cover. Upon closer examination, I found a sticker on it that said:
STOP
TOUCH
SMELL
I'm not quite sure what that means. Even mom doesn't know. We tried walking up to it, stoping abruptly, touching it, and then smelling the air, but alas nothing happened. Oh well.
So then when we were on the way out, we stopped so my sister could go to the bathroom. There was one of those weird little loungy things nearby, so we stopped there. While we were sitting, mom pointed out something weird in that new store where they sell stuff to make fat people skinny, or something weird like that. It was a mannequin butt, wearing some sort of underwear type thing that we weren't sure if it was padded underwear to make your butt big or if it was underwear with holes in it to push your butt up or something. Mom suggested that we make up a list of stupid questions to ask the person working in the store next time we go to that mall.
Some I came up with:
-What are the exact dimensions of that specific pair?
-Will they work in forein countries?
-How do they perform in different gravity conditions?
-What percentage of the underwear is made of carbon?
-Are they available in titanium?
-Are they combustible?
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